Janice Konstantinidis


A crocodile crossing the Nile,

stopped as he swam, with a smile,

The pharaoh he’d chewed

was really quite rude,

the croc thought the meal quite



Said Billy the wasp to a flea,

“i think you’d taste nice in my tea.”

The flea said to Billy,

In a voice that was quite shrilly,

“I don’t think I really agree."


A visiting skunk said to Sue

Watch out, I’ll pee on your shoe.

Said Sue with a wail,

“I’ll cut off your tail.”

and make sure the dogs have a chew.”


A wombat was passing by Bonnie,

She thought its name might be Johnny,

Said wombat to she,

"I am not who you see,

And really, my name should be Connie.”